two skittles, one vending machine.
(Source: yourfakeliketherest, via liivewithintention)
(Source: meme-meme)
(via salad-eyes)
It is as if my life were run by two currents: joyous positive and despairing negative - which ever is running dominates my life, floods it.
Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.
Sun Tzu (via illfittedclothing)
^ i thought this said shih tzu
(via cripplecough)
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ITS BACK EADFHN
(Source: znf, via fuckyeahloldemort)
DEAD.
O. M. Glob.
lololol
SWEET BABY JESUS.
This is literally something Payne would make.
AHHHOHMYGODDDD
fucking HILARIOUS
(Source: animalityopera-deactivated)
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it.
(Source: jenngofett, via michellecarl)
